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Pronounced like "zoffee"

1. A type of coffee made to be purposely very sweet. Usually made by adding a large excess of sugar and/or creamer.

2. A common mistake of spelling "coffee".
1. Seth: Hey man what kind of coffee is this? It's so sweet and sugary!

Matt: Man, this is xoffee, I just added a ton of creamer and sugar!

Seth: Insane! This is better than coffee!

2. Her: Did you pick me up any xoffee?

Him: Xoffee? You mean coffee?

Her: Oops I mispelled it. Yea, coffee! Well, did you...
Xoffee by Matthewbe February 13, 2012
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1. A type of coffee made to be purposely very sweet. Usually made by adding a large excess of sugar and/or creamer.

2. A common mistake of spelling "coffee".
1. Seth: Hey man what kind of coffee is this? It's so sweet and sugary!

Matt: Man, this is xoffee, I just added a ton of creamer and sugar!

Seth: Insane! This is better than coffee!

2. Her: Did you pick me up any xoffee?

Him: Xoffee? You mean coffee?

Her: Oops I mispelled it. Yea, coffee! Well. did you?
Xoffee by Matthewbe March 11, 2012
Related Words
-pronounced "zoffer" (as in xylophone) as opposed to ex-offer.

Shortened or slang version of "christopher". Similar to how Christmas is shortened to Xmas. Removing the "Christ" from Christopher and replacing with an "X" then converting the "ph" to double "f".
Christopher is an atheist hence prefers to be called Xoffer.
Xoffer by xoffersarnia February 3, 2010

xCoffeeBerry

A Fool Upon No Ones Understanding

secretly likes "korega requiemu da"
man you are such a xCoffeeBerry

stupid
lol
xCoffeeBerry by xCoffeeBerry January 27, 2023
Xorfee is the best rivals player known in the Canadian region. He is #1 in RCL and is the best player to ever grace this game with all the movement techs he has made.
Xorfee za goat
xorfee by Kacuitslover123 December 20, 2024
Xorfee is the best rivals player to ever grace the game. He is the #1 and best Canadian player. He is #1 in RCL and no one stands up to the big Xorfee.
Xorfee za goat
xorfee by Kacuitslover123 December 20, 2024
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