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Wythenshawe 

A town in Manchester, United Kingdom. We are not all little scrotes who have guns and knives, although most of us do. We have nice houses, and some of us are quite weathly, not a lot of us though. We don't go to ASDA at 9 in the morning, with our double buggies in our pajamas getting milk, although most of us do. We don't all have children at 15 and don't leave school without any GCSE's or A-Levels, most of us do though. And we don't all speak like Liam Gallagher, although..

Yeah we do speak like Liam Gallagher.
We are Mancunians, and proud.
Person 1-YES BLUDRIN HOWS IT GOIN
Person 2-SOUND SOUND FAM, WHAT IS U DOING TODAY
Person 3-WAGWAN ME BROS
Person 1-GOIN PEACOCKS IN CIVIC DEN BUYING A HAPPY MEAL
Girl 1-Ah, I'm 13, im in labour, help.
Normal Person-WELCOME TO WYTHENSHAWE.
Wythenshawe by theurbanmessenger February 17, 2013
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Wythenshaw

A small, crummy town in south Manchester with high rates of ABOS. Population including chavs, pregnant teenagers, and the unfortunate people who have no choice to live there.

Plenty of greenland in the area, including a woodland no one goes through, and grass areas where people lost there homes when there was almost a tram system installed. Plenty of public transport, to take people away than bring people in. This is definetly the last outpost of crud before cheshire, although conversly, is also a warning to those entering manchester.
:Where do you come from?
;Wythenshaw, south Manchester
:Whats it like?
;You don't wanna know

Wythenshawe 

Wythenshawe/wythy is a town in Manchester, second biggest council estate in Europe and you would not want to live there... or go or even look there, every street is a disgrace and you can smell marijuana 24/7, scallys walk around the streets looking for beef because there bored of there living as low-life's, girls loose there virginity at 13 and have a terrible attitude, most girls from here act sweet trying to hide it but trust me we know your secrets, guys try to get in any girls pants here because everyone's vulnerable around them, if I were you I would stay out of this town because the wythenshawe kids are like a firework, one little trigger like a rumour or anything small, BOOM! It all kicks off and everyone suddenly becomes involved in wythenshawe cause once again there bored, they usually target people from the "posh" areas (like timperly, altrincham, broadeith and sale etc.) because those kids are too good for them and the wythenshawe chavs don't like that, and if your reading this from wythenshawe, go fuck yourself😉
Posh kid 1: don't go to wythenshawe I heard it's full of scums and slags
Posh kid 2: I know right I accidentally got the bus 11 not realising it would take me round there and trust me, worst moment ever
Wythenshawe kid: yo what you saying batty boy*whilst smoking a spliff and holding a knife towards the posh kids*
Wythenshawe by Wythenshawe June 1, 2018
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
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girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026