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Wyland is a term used to describe people from other states who are surrounded by primarily one state people and tries to fit in by using large expressive hand gestures, yelling loudly etc in an attempt to cover his true identity.
Don't be such a Wyland, just calm down, we know you're from Hawaii, it's ok.
Wyland by Savagewings December 8, 2010

Wayland Retards (WR) 

WRs are kids from Wayland who act immature and idiotic. There are multiple kids of Wayland Retards:
1. People who never or rarely talk. These people also must be somewhat stupid

2. People who act at least two years younger than their age
3. People who think they’re so cool when they’re actually not
They can be either mild, medium, or bad. You say the letters WR to make sure teachers don’t notice.
Student 1: in geometry class yesterday when Mr. Smith asked the class what’s 374*17, Addler screamed 69 and started dabbing.

Student 2: Such a WR. That kid tried out for the basketball team too. He didn’t make a single layup

Student 1: Wayland Retards (WR) are so annoying

Student 2: Agreed

Jace Wayland 

Jace Wayland is a fictional character from the 'Mortal Instruments' Trilogy by Cassandra Clare. At the beginning of the first book, 'City of Bones', Jace is introduced as an arrogant yet gorgeous Shadowhunter and a first level asshole. However as you read on you learn that he is caring and thoughtful inside. He is full of sarcasm and almost every line he says in the books will make you either laugh, or cry. He is in love with Clary Fray, the other main character in the trilogy.
If you have read all three books, you can be expecting more in the upcoming years.
After reading the books, you automatically fall in love with his character.

* If you are unsure as to what Jace looks like, Alex Pettyfer is a name that is often brought up. Alex has been offered the role of Jace Wayland in the upcoming movie adaption of 'City of Bones' along with Lily Collins as Clary Fray.
1. "I am a man" he told her, "and men do not consume pink beverages. Get thee gone woman, and bring me something brown." -Jace Wayland - City of Glass.

2. "There is no pretending," Jace said with absolute clarity, "I love you, and I will love you until I die, and if there's a life after that, I'll love you then." -Jace Wayland - City of Glass
Jace Wayland by likerawr January 25, 2011
A sexy piece of art. Usually wearing glasses. A wylan has a great sense of humor and can make people smile a lot. A wylan goes all out to make people happy and is very romantic.
Wylan is fun
Wylan by 321nameless February 25, 2017

Wylan Van Eck 

A complete badass that people underestimate, also a flutist, bombvoyage/bomb boy.
Person 1: Who is that?

Person 2: the one with all of the bombs, that is Wylan Van Eck.

Person 1: Who is that beside him?

Person 2: Kaz Brekker, it’s a father son duo.

Wylan Van Eck 

Wylan Van eck is a dyslexic badass known for playing the flute, building bombs, being the sugar daddy of Jesper Fahey, and being extremely gay
Person one: who is that with the tall sharpshooter?

Person two: that’s Wylan van eck, his dad tried to kill him.
Wylan Van Eck by Yislifesoharddd November 28, 2021