Wykes 

To get chated to a maximum amount

Dude that girl was all over me, then Daniel Veres came up and i got Wykesed.

Wykes by Bo Vaice June 2, 2009

wykes 

to preform sexual acts on a woman only to find they fall asleep before you get any.

last night, i pulled a wykes.

wykes by teifmunk May 27, 2009

wykes 

to be choked from behind to the point of unconsciousness.

i was wrestling my friend, and he got me with the wykes.

wykes by teifmunk May 27, 2009

larry wykes 

Kaka, Someone who has no concept of time, someone who lives off women or people who believe in his BS! Baby man child

That guy over is with her for the SSI check what a Larry Wykes

larry wykes by Jojoguns September 3, 2016

lane wykes 

my fav eshay

person one- “Do you know Lane Wykes i heard hes an eshay.”

person two- “Yeh lad hes dumb as fuck n dropped out of school coz he’s to lazy to go”

person one- “word but did u hear his new wannabe gf is rly hot.”
person two- “she is isn’t she i wish she was my gf”

lane wykes by youwontknowloser May 29, 2023

Wokester 

An insult used to describe a person who gets easily outraged and professes a moral high ground over social justice issues.

That wokester got offended by my comment expressing disgust towards violent criminals.

Wokester by lulu kitty September 10, 2019

wokeshit 

Portmanteau comprising the words “woke” and “shit.” Used in contemporary political discourse as a perjorative, mocking the spinelessness, stupidly, hypocrisy, and willful ignorance of American corporations and government agencies that make decisions, changes, and content choices for poorly reasoned "woke" justifications.

guy 1: "MLB just moved the All-Star game out of Atlanta because of the GA Voter ID bill."
guy 2: "That's some wokeshit. MLB isn't getting any money from me ever again."

wokeshit by xo rach April 4, 2021