Wunking

The absolute feeling of scratching your balls so hard it turns red or purple

"I wunked so hard its unbearable, but I'm addicted to wunking"

by Rizzgyatking January 22, 2024

Wunking

Scratching your scrotum as an act of pleasure until it becomes a redder tone

"I cant stop wunking all day, I love it"

by Rizzgyatking January 22, 2024

Danger wanking

Wanking in a place were you can be caught at any moment.

"What's that guy doing in that phoneboot?"
"Oohw he's just Danger wanking"

by Spilox April 22, 2009

wanking closet

A public toilet or toilet cubicle

Where u been john huh, have you been in the wanking closet again, I told u last week if u feel the need have a cold shower or read fat naked birds, don't wank at work!!!!

by mitch00uk April 4, 2015

winking boner

When a girls wink at you is so cute/hot that it gives you a boner.

I got a winking boner as i was walking to my next class from my hot english teacher.

by dj lemon May 21, 2012

wonton winking

A style of winking perfected by Miss April May. The "wonton" prefix presumably refers to a chinese dumpling, often served with various spices and noodles, although April May shares no likenesses with a dumpling besides her (lack of) intelligence.

Judge: {to April May} The witness will refrain from wonton winking!

- The Judge, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney

by Deseka November 1, 2008

Wusking

Hanging out in an extremely lazy manner

John and I can't be bothered going to the bar, we are just Wusking here instead.

by Bandit Patrol January 7, 2009