by tooty September 26, 2005
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by hoothoot December 24, 2007
Get the Wompus Cat mug.Ryan: Dude last night a wampus cat obliterated me in the face.
Chris: Damn that sucks. It looks like your gonna need some stitches.
Chris: Damn that sucks. It looks like your gonna need some stitches.
by ryaniscool February 26, 2009
Get the wampus cat mug.Originally thought to be a women who was cursed by an ancient Cherokee priest for interrupting a male rite of passage, turning her into a half women half panther creature. Now the modern definition is a normally respectable, likeable, and often pretty girl, who when drunk goes on the prowl for any boy she can get a hold of. Should be avoided, can lead to awkward Sundays and lots of vomit.
Dude, she just tried to make out with me on the dance floor for the fourth time.
Yeah she's a wampus cat dude, watch out.
Yeah she's a wampus cat dude, watch out.
by jmalphrus October 20, 2009
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from appalachian phrase "aunry as a wompus cat" the wompus cat being a feline mammal born without an anus.
-if you were born without a butthole you'd be aunry too-
-if you were born without a butthole you'd be aunry too-
by john hammond August 3, 2007
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Minks has wampus cat attributes.
Dammmnn, do u smell that wampus cat, that shit was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway
Dammmnn, do u smell that wampus cat, that shit was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway
by I am Wampus Cat September 19, 2011
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