wumpus cat
wumpus cat by tooty September 26, 2005
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Wampus cat
Wampus cat lives in the parking lot. He doesn’t get hit by cars cause he lifts up his tail and everyone can see his giant red asshole.
Wampus cat by Kevinasneezaday November 12, 2019
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Wompus Cat by hoothoot December 24, 2007
wampus cat
Ryan: Dude last night a wampus cat obliterated me in the face.
Chris: Damn that sucks. It looks like your gonna need some stitches.
Chris: Damn that sucks. It looks like your gonna need some stitches.
wampus cat by ryaniscool February 26, 2009
Wampus Cat
Originally thought to be a women who was cursed by an ancient Cherokee priest for interrupting a male rite of passage, turning her into a half women half panther creature. Now the modern definition is a normally respectable, likeable, and often pretty girl, who when drunk goes on the prowl for any boy she can get a hold of. Should be avoided, can lead to awkward Sundays and lots of vomit.
Dude, she just tried to make out with me on the dance floor for the fourth time.
Yeah she's a wampus cat dude, watch out.
Yeah she's a wampus cat dude, watch out.
Wampus Cat by jmalphrus October 20, 2009
wompus cat
pissed off, irrate, or visibly aggitated.
from appalachian phrase "aunry as a wompus cat" the wompus cat being a feline mammal born without an anus.
-if you were born without a butthole you'd be aunry too-
-if you were born without a butthole you'd be aunry too-
wompus cat by john hammond August 3, 2007
Wampus Cat
A stale, often run through abyss; a gaping smelling vagina; a slut that frequents music festivals for the bubble hash; a groupie that follows the Indiana native John Mellencamp; a majestic paradox for a bottomless pit
Minks has wampus cat attributes.
Dammmnn, do u smell that wampus cat, that shit was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway
Dammmnn, do u smell that wampus cat, that shit was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway
Wampus Cat by I am Wampus Cat September 19, 2011
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