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wei wuxian 

魏无羡 (Wèi wú xiàn) aka 魏婴(Wèi yīng) is one of the (gay) main characters in Mo Dao Zu Shi (魔道祖师), a danmei book written by MXTX (墨香铜臭). He is the husband of Lan wangji (蓝忘机). Wei wuxian likes to drink emperor's smile (天子笑) and he also likes to watch his husband drink emperor's smile and get drunk. Wei wuxian's waist is usually non-existent due to having everyday (天天) with Lan wangji. He especially likes to tease his husband but usually backfires onto himself.
魏无羡 : 蓝湛~~ 我今天买了一坛天子笑,陪我喝一点吗~~?
(wei wuxian: Lan Zhan~~ I bought some emperor's smile, let's drink some together~~)
蓝忘机:*因为是魏婴所以喝了一杯*
(Lan wangji: *drank a cup because it's Weiying*)
魏无羡:哎呀~ 一杯倒哦~ 蓝湛~~? 二哥哥~~?在吗- 啊!
(Wei wuxian: oh my~ you're drunk~~ Lan zhan~~? second brother~~? hello- ah!)
蓝忘机:魏婴,天天
(Lan wangji: Wei ying, everyday.)
魏无羡:啊?啊啊啊!!!! 蓝湛轻点~~ 啊啊啊啊!
(Wei wuxian: wha? aahhhh!!!! Lan zhan go lighter~~ ahhhhh!!!)
*everyday sounds can be heard all over gusu*
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Wei Wuxian 

When Jiang Cheng screams Wei Wuxian
Jiang Cheng: ''WEI WUXIAN!!''
Wei Wuxian by jasmiiinstopczyk October 1, 2019

Wubanese 

The dialect used to describe a dubstep song that you dont know the name of, but you do know the bass sequencing for. Most dubstep has a very destinctive bass-driven occilating synth that makes a "wub" sound when heard. Such a sequence is like a snowflake for song description.
Honsho- Yo, what was that nasty creepstep you were talking about?

Kudao- I dont know the name, but it was all like WUUUUB wub wub WUUB wub wuuuub

Honsho-Oh! I know that beat! Your very fluent in wubanese, i see

Kudao- luls
Wubanese by Re.z January 31, 2012

wubanger 

A blunt, or joint of marijuana mixed with cocaine.
Yo kid I killed a fat wubanger to my dome peice
wubanger by Slide Kardell June 3, 2004
A person who is dedicated to the advancement of technology and the human race.
guy1 : all you do all day is sit at your computer and program stuff
guy2: Yeah, im a whubian
whubian by Dr.Saigon April 12, 2010
I met this Wuban today I thought he was white but I guess he’s mixed.
Wuban by Wuban December 4, 2020
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Respectfully 

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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murderhobo 

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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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