Wumian
Guy who fucked your mom.
Wumian by Strandesker January 22, 2019
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wei wuxian
魏无羡 (Wèi wú xiàn) aka 魏婴(Wèi yīng) is one of the (gay) main characters in Mo Dao Zu Shi (魔道祖师), a danmei book written by MXTX (墨香铜臭). He is the husband of Lan wangji (蓝忘机). Wei wuxian likes to drink emperor's smile (天子笑) and he also likes to watch his husband drink emperor's smile and get drunk. Wei wuxian's waist is usually non-existent due to having everyday (天天) with Lan wangji. He especially likes to tease his husband but usually backfires onto himself.
魏无羡 : 蓝湛~~ 我今天买了一坛天子笑，陪我喝一点吗~~？
(wei wuxian: Lan Zhan~~ I bought some emperor's smile, let's drink some together~~)
蓝忘机：*因为是魏婴所以喝了一杯*
(Lan wangji: *drank a cup because it's Weiying*)
魏无羡：哎呀~ 一杯倒哦~ 蓝湛~~？ 二哥哥~~？在吗- 啊！
(Wei wuxian: oh my~ you're drunk~~ Lan zhan~~? second brother~~? hello- ah!)
蓝忘机：魏婴，天天
(Lan wangji: Wei ying, everyday.)
魏无羡：啊？啊啊啊！！！！ 蓝湛轻点~~ 啊啊啊啊！
(Wei wuxian: wha? aahhhh!!!! Lan zhan go lighter~~ ahhhhh!!!)
*everyday sounds can be heard all over gusu*
(wei wuxian: Lan Zhan~~ I bought some emperor's smile, let's drink some together~~)
蓝忘机：*因为是魏婴所以喝了一杯*
(Lan wangji: *drank a cup because it's Weiying*)
魏无羡：哎呀~ 一杯倒哦~ 蓝湛~~？ 二哥哥~~？在吗- 啊！
(Wei wuxian: oh my~ you're drunk~~ Lan zhan~~? second brother~~? hello- ah!)
蓝忘机：魏婴，天天
(Lan wangji: Wei ying, everyday.)
魏无羡：啊？啊啊啊！！！！ 蓝湛轻点~~ 啊啊啊啊！
(Wei wuxian: wha? aahhhh!!!! Lan zhan go lighter~~ ahhhhh!!!)
*everyday sounds can be heard all over gusu*
wei wuxian by Home is where danmei exists October 26, 2020
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