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WTVTF
An acronym standing for "whatever the fuck".
It's a portmanteau of the acronyms WTV (whatever) and WTF (what the fuck).
It's a portmanteau of the acronyms WTV (whatever) and WTF (what the fuck).
Mordecai: I'll have some of those minuscule ungulates, or wtvtf they're called.
Dennis: Ah, those miniature giraffes? Very good, sir.
Dennis: Ah, those miniature giraffes? Very good, sir.
WTVTF by Mordecai's Bristling Moustache April 15, 2011
WTDF
WTDF HAPPENED
WTGDF
WTGDF (what the god-damned fuck) is used when WTF just isn't enough to express how incredibly dumb, stupid, or awesome something is.
Bella: "now since American government is taking over forcing everyone to have health insurance against our will were all as good as dead eventually lol"
Steve: I am creating a new meme just for this. This is no longer a WTF question, it is a WTGDF?? That's like saying, "Now that I'm being forced to own a car I won't be able to drive anywhere."
Steve: I am creating a new meme just for this. This is no longer a WTF question, it is a WTGDF?? That's like saying, "Now that I'm being forced to own a car I won't be able to drive anywhere."
WTGDF by Fla_Panther July 17, 2012
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