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Wrote off 

Person one "How did last night go"?
Person two "I was completely wrote off the face of the earth".
Wrote off by Written December 13, 2012
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wrote off 

When a person looks like shit, as in they have been written off, like a crashed car
Person one: do I look ok?
Person two: no man, you look like a total wrote off
wrote off by Alcatraz June 21, 2006

Wrote Off 

to be a labeled a totally unreliable/untrustworthy, all round douche bag, worthy of a cut off
person 1 - so x stole my money last night...
person 2 - what?!?! they are totally wrote off!
Wrote Off by ixdbxi June 18, 2016

Emotional write-off 

One so damaged by a single or multiple romantic failures that they may well be beyond economical repair.
He chased after her for months, but she still did not want to know. Reckon he's an emotional write-off for now.
Emotional write-off by Crispin Cheesey September 20, 2010

write off 

Someone you do not want to waste time with. Either they've had too little sleep, too much to drink, or they get a significant other.
Don't bother calling Johnny tonight, he's a write off.
write off by Hu_Jia August 18, 2006

Write off 

A phrase initiated by the esteemed Karl Rove to represent anything, and anyone that is cheaper to replace than repair. In other words, anything that is, or anyone who does something irrefutably stupid, annoying, or out of place.
-"Oh Shit! Anyone want to go to the Gallery?"
-"The Gallery's a write off"
Write off by Brother Flash March 22, 2009

write off 

when something has gone completely wrong
last night was a write off
write off by izlucia April 1, 2017
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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