Wrote off

To be drunk

Person one "How did last night go"?
Person two "I was completely wrote off the face of the earth".

by Written December 13, 2012

wrote off

When a person looks like shit, as in they have been written off, like a crashed car

Person one: do I look ok?
Person two: no man, you look like a total wrote off

by Alcatraz June 21, 2006

Wrote Off

to be a labeled a totally unreliable/untrustworthy, all round douche bag, worthy of a cut off

person 1 - so x stole my money last night...
person 2 - what?!?! they are totally wrote off!

by ixdbxi June 18, 2016

Emotional write-off

One so damaged by a single or multiple romantic failures that they may well be beyond economical repair.

He chased after her for months, but she still did not want to know. Reckon he's an emotional write-off for now.

by Crispin Cheesey September 20, 2010

write off

Someone you do not want to waste time with. Either they've had too little sleep, too much to drink, or they get a significant other.

Don't bother calling Johnny tonight, he's a write off.

by Hu_Jia August 18, 2006

Write off

A phrase initiated by the esteemed Karl Rove to represent anything, and anyone that is cheaper to replace than repair. In other words, anything that is, or anyone who does something irrefutably stupid, annoying, or out of place.

-"Oh Shit! Anyone want to go to the Gallery?"
-"The Gallery's a write off"

by Brother Flash March 22, 2009

write off

when something has gone completely wrong

last night was a write off

by izlucia April 1, 2017