wrongker

Wrongker - a Northern English adjective, a portmanteau of Wrong un' and wanker. Often found sniffing glue, stealing things to sell for hard drugs, engaging in fingery bum wanks etc.

That lad was seen sucking off a dog for a fiver, hes a right wrongker

by alex watson November 22, 2016

Wronger than wrong

Something said with so much error that anything following it is an absurd conclusion.

This phrase's first known utterance was from Isaac Asimov.

"When people thought the earth was flat, they were wrong. When people thought the earth was spherical, they were wrong. But if you think that thinking the earth is spherical is just as wrong as thinking the earth is flat, then your view is wronger than both of them put together." - Isaac Asimov

If you think that evolution means that monkeys should be turning into humans and that intelligent design is a scientific theory comparable to evolutionary theory then you are wronger than wrong.

by catsgotmytongue October 7, 2010

Wronker

A paper instrument, used to smoke cannabis and other herbal substances AKA spliff or joint (and wronkstaff/Wronk)

"mate, that is a fat wronker"
"skin up a fat wronker bud"

by Geoff and Stu March 14, 2006

Wrongderful

When something is so wrong it is awesome! Like Horror movies, strange occurances, funny odd stuff.

Wow the new Halloween By Rob Zombie was totally Wrongderful!

by lisamac November 24, 2007

Way wronger

Aussie smack for something so excessively wrong that you shit and wet your pants at the same time

She shat her pants on the tram it was so way wronger.

by Blonde February 28, 2017

wronger

really, really wrong

Using wronger in a sentence is wronger than wrong.

by So Cal Gal March 25, 2005

Wrongerest

The most wrong you can be.

CorporalKasier: ur wrong cuz im gey
SoulKeeper: no ur wrongerest cuz ur supr gey

by SUPERSOULKEEPERLOL July 29, 2009