A marathon (endurance test) like party in suburban Melbourne,
Australia. A 'wogathon' generally lasts
5 to
6 hours and occurs when wogs have no rave to go to on a
Saturday/Sunday night.
So instead of going and taking party drugs and dancing in an abandoned warehouse in south Melbourne, wogs assemble at their
mother's house and are served fruits and drink a lot of ouzo.
the older men play backgammon and are waited on by the women..
generally no women under 60 attend wogathons
if invited to a wogathon, dress accordingly: adidas trackpants (they're obviously NOT just for sport) and a tight shirt, regardless of your physique.. although, generally male wogs are
buffif you are a female accompanying your cousin, i.e bf, wear black stretchy leggings and a
top...
basically for both genders, you want to look as inappropriate as possible, and as though you should be going to the gym rather than actually going out..
wog 1: "Oi bro, wats goin' on dis weekend?"
wog 2: "well, i got my
cuz's wedding on"
wog 1: "ooh bro, is that the hot one?"
wog 2: "yeh
mate, she's a sick
bitch."
wog 1: "too bad bro, you could have come to my wogathon tomo night."
wog 2: "ohh shit bro, that sucks"
it's a sat arvo in oakleigh. 3 wogs are sitting around a table eating souvlaki from their uncle's shop
1 - "ey bro, wat we doin' tonight?"
2 - "well the rave got
busted for drugs"
1 - "wogathon..?" (he's proposing an idea
2 - "oi bro, great idea.. let's call all our fully sick relatives"