When one says that something is a new wrinkle on their butts or asses, it typically means that they have seen or heard some kind of bullshit that doesn't make sense, or is bizarre. The saying is based on the saying that when one learns something new, the brain gets a new wrinkle. However, in such cases, something is so out there that the new wrinkle appears on the ass.

I was watching The Golden Girls. When Rose Nylund talked about the old lady with no smile muscles standing on her head and waving, to make her frown and smile, that was a new wrinkle on my butt. I'm sure the other ladies on the show had new wrinkles on their asses as well.

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wrinkle button

Simply a butt hole, it looks like a button and is wrinkly.

“My girl let me stick it in her wrinkle button last night”

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wrinkle button

Simply a butthole. It’s wrinkly and shaped like a button.

“Guys, my Girlfriend let me stick it in her wrinkle button last night”

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butt-winkle

The act of placing something, usually a finger, in your butt crack and then wiping the something on someone else. The goal of the butt-winkle is to transfer your butt stench to someone else.

I was joking around with my girlfriend last night after the gym and gave her a butt-winkle. Now she won't sleep with me because all she can smell is my ass.

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butt-winkle

(n): One who drinks beer way before noon, pees with the door open, farts on your leg, then puts a chocolate covered raisen in their butt crack and feeds it to their peers.

Synonyms: loony

Common Misspellings: butt winkle, buttwinkle, butt-winkel, buttwinkel, butt winkel

Samantha, you're such a butt-winkle.

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

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