A Wrenny Spesh consists of non contact with much loved friend of many Chris. The non contact often will run into the days sometimes weeks and in extreme cases even years. The Wrenny Spesh mainly consists of non physical contact with Chris Wren often with assurances that his physical presence will eventually arrive. The Wrenny Spesh has left much of his close friends worried that perhaps Chris may have actually been abducted and finger bummed!

Wrenny Spesh is usually ended when Chris makes physical contact and a violent wedgie attack is delivered post haste. The severity and aggression involved in the Wedgie will reflect the length of time the Wrenny spesh has continued. After such punishment has been inflicted to Wrenny his chance of child conception is dramatically reduced each time a Wrenny Spesh occurs.

You're walking down the street and who walks past WRENNY, you stop have a nice chat as you haven't seen him in ages and then agree to go for a drink you go to the arranged meeting place and wait.......and wait......call wrenny but no answer, so you decide to get another pint in and wait some more and still no wrenny. so you decide to call it a day, you then start to think "what have i done wrong" then you realise he has just done a WRENNY SPESH on you!!!!!!! we all love you wrenny just wanna see you more.

Wrenny Spesh by A Wrenny Spesh Victim March 17, 2009

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Wenlynn

Wenlynn is the best friend that you will ever have and maybe even the best GIRLFRIEND!! She is super strong and loves to joke around! She enjoys having conversations with her friends but hates getting into fights with them! She never lets anyone to tell her what to do and will cat fight with another girl just to stand up for her friends. Usually surrounded by A BUNCH OF FRIENDS!!

BESTIE: WOW WENLYNN LOOKS SO BEAUTIFUL TODAY
WENLYNN: thank youu😍😍

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wrenley

Wrenley is an amazing person and a great name! Once you meet one you will never want to leave him.he is super cute and romantic . He will normally have brown or greenish/hazel eyes.

Wrenley is a handsome man and a true hearted person

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Wrenleigh

The sweetest, kindest, loveliest little girl in the world! She is kind from the day she was born. She becomes happier and more beautiful every day. Everyone should have Wrenleigh in their life. Her kind nature and sweet disposition will make you happy. Everyone needs a Wren!💕

She is a Wrenleigh for sure! She makes me so happy!

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

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