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used when my wife dont let me play online games!!.... man i just got Wpned also used as a keywork when wife is around coz women dont see past the wallet!
wpned by ilycool November 11, 2006
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winedine69

WineDine69 is an evening of wine and dinner followed by intimacy. In other words a perfect date. Taken literally, it would mean going on a date where two people would enjoy a lovely dinner in a cosy or plush restaurant, together with wine or champagne, flirt throughout the evening, and then enjoy indulging in a sixty-nine position. Hence the name WineDine69 meaning exactly that - wine, dine and then 69!
People enjoy getting on well on a night out where the chemistry is sparkling, the wine is flowing and the flirting is magical. Many meet others online for exactly such evenings for example at www.winedine69.co.uk which is a very appropriate name for the definition given above!
winedine69 by xbob May 9, 2009

Winedful 

the act of being mindful when judging the amount you need for the weekend so you only make one trip to the liquor store
Erick made sure he was winedful when he picked up two boxes of wine so he wouldn't have to go back out Sunday morning.
Winedful by BloodyBlack Bart June 22, 2013

wined up 

The act of becoming annihilated by consumption of excessive amounts of wine
Hopefully Ann will get all wined up tonight so I can tag that behymen
wined up by Cebbin December 25, 2013
Won and owned combined; to own someone and declare victory.

Origin: an unintentional misspelling of "owned" that backfired (see example).
Bob: My mom caught me masturbating in the washroom today... FML

Jonathan: WONED

Bob: The noob spelled it wrong
woned by Darth Falcon September 13, 2010

Wynedale 

i think i need a bit of wynedale in my life
Wynedale by leossas December 16, 2010