Winedick
Proper noun. Winedicks are a individuals that combine all the degenerate qualities of acting like a 'dick' or a 'douche' (exhibiting a high level of brashness and insensitive to others, all the while putting your own interests above all else) and having a the need to proclaim their superior wine knowledge to anyone within earshot. These are people who are incapable of getting a normal glass of wine at a restaurant but opt for something uncommon given they can use that as a vehicle to tout . They will be condescending and rude with the sommelier at even to most high-end establishment. Generally unpleasant in this wine ordering circumstance.
"Ugh when it came time to order the wine Jean-Luc took the menu from the sommelier and proceeded to tell HIM what was good. He spent a whole 20 minutes talking about the terroir and how due to the humidity in the valley it made for less tannins or some bullshit. By that point I was so dejected I was contemplating trying to swallow a fork to end it."
"He sounds like a total winedick."
"Absolutely! Plus to top it all off, he's French to boot."
"He sounds like a total winedick."
"Absolutely! Plus to top it all off, he's French to boot."
Winedick by The Pirate of prosciutto July 22, 2022
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