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by Billham lions December 4, 2009
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Captain Woodie

1) Refers to a part which serves no constructive purpose, but desires to lead.
2) Leadership by focusing on why we failed rather than on how we can do better to succeed.
3) Lack of planning, communication, insight, and follow-up. A bad leader who talks a good game but does nothing to achieve the goal then brags about how close we came to success and blames bad luck for the loss.
Captain Woodie came to run the meeting, but only talked about how much he loved being in the Marine Corps. Consequently, nothing got done and no decisions were made. We wasted an afternoon because of the wood!

Everyone was pissed that we’d failed to meet our objective, and then Captain Woodie told us that there were just too many obstacles and we’d have to beat our heads against the wall for a long time before we could expect to win.

We could have been better prepared for the competition, but no one planned any training, or told us anything. After the race, while we were trying to figure out how to get home, a captain woodie came out and told us how we could have won if we’d had just a bit more luck
by Stan West April 14, 2006
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Wowwie

To be incredibly surprised. Long for "Wow"
"Wowwie! I just checked the weather forcast!"
by Spooked123 August 12, 2016
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yeahyeahyeah wowie capowie

A celebratory exclamation, usually delivered with a squeaky or high-pitched intonation.

The last word--capowie--can never be spelled with a K. Ever. That would just be silly.
Larry: Oh my god!

Leslie: What is it, Larry?

Larry: I just got a new high score in Robot Unicorn Attack!

Leslie: YEAHYEAHYEAH WOWIE CAPOWIE!
by thegewddoctor January 11, 2011
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Woedie

Woedie full abbreviation of “woe” means my friend or my nigga
Woedie could be used in a sentence such as - what’s up woedie!
by Wohedie August 4, 2018
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wowiecows!

A small child’s excited reference to seeing cows.
Mama look, it’s wowiecows!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 2, 2021
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wowie

the better wow. Use in only very wowable subjects.
"wowie, that rat totally gnawed its way through the Pentagon. What a guy."
by Bobert the Tella Tubby August 3, 2018
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