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hang up your spurs

To retire from something.
Lola was the only stripper over thirty at the club. I told her it was time to finally "Hang up your spurs".
by cwilly3 May 26, 2008
mugGet the hang up your spursmug.

Sucks being you

The ultimate mean-spirited put down
Used only when the gloves come off
Common usage is the term in tandem with a belittling a team that “You” support
Can be preceded by other “things” about being "You" that sucks
You love the Raiders
You live in Fresno
Sucks being you
by cwilly3 December 2, 2009
mugGet the Sucks being youmug.

God Damn, Gary!

When you find yourself in the presence of strangers and a simple “God damn” won’t do; “God damn, Gary!” is just the thing (All strangers are “Gary”)
God damn, Gary! That Brett Favre Can really chuck the ball!
by cwilly3 November 25, 2009
mugGet the God Damn, Gary!mug.

Girl-lie

Like a Drunk-lie and a Little White Lie, but makes less sense. Told by a girl, not necessarily your girlfriend with the hope that you don't investigate the parts of the lie that fail the logic test. Neither malicious, or mean-spirited and told for no apparent personal gain.

When a girl is caught in a Girl-lie she may:
Explode into tears.
Tell even more lies that make even less sense.
Compare you to an old boyfriend or a family member that used to be like you.
Or
Fly into a rage, trying to tie together:
Her dissatisfaction with her job.
Something her therapist told her.
Something about her period.
Or something you did that you don't remember that was never mentioned until now.
I caught her in a Girl-lie about her dinner last night then she started to spin out of control, called me a Nazi and cried uncontrollably, like it's my fault she lied.
by cwilly3 December 10, 2009
mugGet the Girl-liemug.

naked and up a tree

A more complicated way of being fucked, bridging a dynamic of two or more ways of being fucked
I was really naked and up a tree when i found out the girl i cheated on my wife with works in her office
by cwilly3 January 17, 2009
mugGet the naked and up a treemug.

FULL METAL JACKET

Excessive piercings, particularly genitalia and anyplace other than ears.
I got her panties off and surprise, that chick was like “Full metal jacket”!
by cwilly3 May 28, 2008
mugGet the FULL METAL JACKETmug.

Eurotrash Douche-goggles

Cartoonishly over sized or adorned glasses, generally possessing some obnoxious tint. Usually worn at night and accompanied with an insane amount of cologne and loud broken english.
"Did you see that idiot over there in the Eurotrash Douche-goggles?" "See him? I can smell him!"
by cwilly3 May 14, 2009
mugGet the Eurotrash Douche-gogglesmug.

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