A term a person might use when they is kidding themself about her gay boyfriend, brother etc… Instead of calling him/her bisexual someone might use the term to further delude themselves of the obvious.
by cwilly3 June 29, 2008
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Get the wowch mug.Like a Drunk-lie and a Little White Lie, but makes less sense. Told by a girl, not necessarily your girlfriend with the hope that you don't investigate the parts of the lie that fail the logic test. Neither malicious, or mean-spirited and told for no apparent personal gain.
When a girl is caught in a Girl-lie she may:
Explode into tears.
Tell even more lies that make even less sense.
Compare you to an old boyfriend or a family member that used to be like you.
Or
Fly into a rage, trying to tie together:
Her dissatisfaction with her job.
Something her therapist told her.
Something about her period.
Or something you did that you don't remember that was never mentioned until now.
When a girl is caught in a Girl-lie she may:
Explode into tears.
Tell even more lies that make even less sense.
Compare you to an old boyfriend or a family member that used to be like you.
Or
Fly into a rage, trying to tie together:
Her dissatisfaction with her job.
Something her therapist told her.
Something about her period.
Or something you did that you don't remember that was never mentioned until now.
I caught her in a Girl-lie about her dinner last night then she started to spin out of control, called me a Nazi and cried uncontrollably, like it's my fault she lied.
by cwilly3 December 10, 2009
Get the Girl-lie mug.When you find yourself in the presence of strangers and a simple “God damn” won’t do; “God damn, Gary!” is just the thing (All strangers are “Gary”)
by cwilly3 November 25, 2009
Get the God Damn, Gary! mug.I was really naked and up a tree when i found out the girl i cheated on my wife with works in her office
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Get the FULL METAL JACKET mug.Cartoonishly over sized or adorned glasses, generally possessing some obnoxious tint. Usually worn at night and accompanied with an insane amount of cologne and loud broken english.
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