wounded pelican 

When you break a chicks arm and then make her jerk you off with the broken arm. It resembles a pelican flapping a broken wing.

Katie wanted to get crazy last night, i mean buckwild, so i suggested we try the wounded pelican. When she asked what a wounded pelican was i snapped her arm like a twig and when she started crying and screaming i made her grab my dick with her last ounce of strength and go to town. I then blew a load into the wound and went to sleep while she drove herself to the hospital

wounded pelican by theWOUNDEDpelicanKINGson January 28, 2007

Wounded pelican 

When a woman starts choking on a load of cum.

Jenny was down on her knees thinking she was a throat goat but once Craig blew his load she turned into a wounded pelican.

Wounded pelican by JSmidt August 5, 2025

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008