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Jenny was down on her knees thinking she was a throat goat but once Craig blew his load she turned into a wounded pelican.
by JSmidt August 5, 2025
Get the Wounded pelican mug.A theatrically messy, over-the-top sexual maneuver involving the act of spitting exotic or spicy liquids (e.g., mango lassi, chai, or even curry) into a partner’s navel or mouth as a prelude to oral play, all while one or both participants wear elaborate Bollywood-style costumes and background music is playing.
Last night got wild — she asked for the full Bombay Spittoon. Had to run to the fridge for some tamarind chutney first!
by JSmidt August 6, 2025
Get the Bombay Spittoon mug.Crusty Canadian Kool-Aid is the dried, sticky red-pink sexual aftermath left on skin or sheets after an unprotected, overly rough hookup involving multiple fluids, zero shame, and at least one apologetic Canadian who definitely isn’t sorry.
by JSmidt January 14, 2026
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