Katie wanted to get crazy last night, i mean buckwild, so i suggested we try the wounded pelican. When she asked what a wounded pelican was i snapped her arm like a twig and when she started crying and screaming i made her grab my dick with her last ounce of strength and go to town. I then blew a load into the wound and went to sleep while she drove herself to the hospital

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak