would ya?

You're with the lads, a smoking hot piece of prime gammon walks past. Instead of asking your friend "would you have sex with that woman if the opportunity presented itself?", you simply ask; "would ya?"

*woman walks past*
"'Ey, Steve! Would ya?"
"Too right, she's asking for it!"

would ya? by ninepintsofmilk May 6, 2010

See ya wouldn't wanna be ya 

See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya:is a sarcastic tone and meant towards someone you either 1) joke around with or 2) that you don't care for

"Hey dude, I am leaving, see ya wouldn't wanna be ya.

See ya wouldn't wanna be ya by Handsome guy March 30, 2009

Why wouldn't ya? 

Question. For answer see Well you would

Greg is contemplating a goon layback

Greg - Why wouldn't ya?

Mike - Well you would!

Why wouldn't ya? by Mike Jones January 10, 2004

I would eat a yard of her shit just to see where it came from 

Inspired by the "eating crackers" definition. A really hot chick that you just know doesn't have stinky shit.

"Britney Spears may be a raving lunatic, but I would eat a yard of her shit just to see where it came from.

I would eat a yard of her shit just to see where it came from by where the wite wimmen at January 28, 2008

Wouldn't that just rip ya undies! 

Kiwi (New Zealand) and Aussie (Australian) slang expressing frustration in an amusing way - as in for something that's really close but isn't quite there yet and would really annoy you because of it (is often used in Murphy's Law situations)

Sally: I only needed 1 more white shirt, but they've all sold out in my size!
Mary: Oh, "Wouldn't that just rip ya undies!"
Sally: Haha yeah - couldn't find any of them either!

Bob: I only needed 2% more to take the village over!
John: Oh! Wouldn't that just rip ya undies!
Bob: lol totally

Wouldn't that just rip ya undies! by AhkNemet1 August 26, 2009

Wouldya 

Man code, to ask the question "would you have sex with her"? Typically used in a hypothetical setting, as a female walks by or is nearby.

Guy #1: (elbows guy next to him) "Hey man, wouldya?"
Guy #2: "Not even with your dick!"

Wouldya by Big Papi January 15, 2009

wouldya dare?! 

Outcry of a chav.

Usually found uttered in NorthEastern schools, chavs will cry this when another does something the aforesaid chav considers unacceptable.
This usually includes doing work, talking to the teacher, or having a basic grasp of personal hygeine (something chavs unfortunately have not evolved to have).

See I wouldn't dare.

Person: Hi, my friends!
Chav: WOULDYA DARE?!
Person: Huh?

Person: I'm gonna hav a shower tonight.
Chav: WOULDYA DARE?!
Person: You apparently wouldn't.

wouldya dare?! by Callum Hew February 26, 2008