Worls

The voices in your head that make you unable to correctly spell words

Friend: Hey, does tomorrow work for you?
You: the Worls got me

Worls by You-have-nice-skin April 18, 2022

Workstitution 

A term describing how Work is much like Prostitution. A company has the use of your body for a period of time (8hr +) in exchange for money.

Gary was a whore for Overtime. He didn't care how bad Management treated him . He fell deep into Workstitution.

Workstitution by will bitten December 24, 2016

Words with Friends 

An app with a chat function, which lets you leave messages to one another under the cover of a game of scrabble

A cheating husband carries his ipad and iphone wherever he goes, to make sure he always has access to Words with Friends

Words with Friends by farnham philanderer January 3, 2017

Words with Friends 

App used by cheaters to communicate and arrange shags behind their unsuspecting spouses; who think they are playing scrabble. The chat function is more useful than the game itself. as it allows messages to be deleted quickly leaving no evidence

Sharon, you're always playing Words with Firiends...
HMm thats what i want people to think. Dave and i use to send messages to each other without his wife suspecting anything.

Dave sends me a message using Words with Friends chat whenever he wants to meet up for a shag

Words with Friends by silvertongue99 September 12, 2016

mirror~image words

When a word is split exactly down the middle horizontally.

A few mirror~image words for example, are "BIKE", "CHIDE", & "DOE" . I'm sure there are many more.

mirror~image words by Starchylde June 1, 2016

Wolstenbeast 

Chris Wolstenholme, plays Bass for the band Muse, will make you pregnant with his bass. Also has 5 children, with another on the way. Overall, legendary man.

'Hey, did you see the Wolstenbeast on stage last night?'
'Obviously! He is a legend'

Wolstenbeast by amusemeh October 14, 2011

That's how mafia works 

A meme referring to the Mafia City ads were a man says "That's how mafia works." This meme is usually associated with a "lower level object/person" and a "higher level" version level as that.

Susan: "Oh no I'm being robbed!"
Level 5 Gangster: *Scares the mugger away*
Susan: "Oh why thank you!" *kisses Gangster*
Level 5 Gangster: *Turns into Level 35 Boss*
Mafia Boss: "That's how mafia works"

That's how mafia works by I Yoinked Your Girl January 15, 2019