wordwarping

Changing the spelling of words to avoid detection and removal by automated editors.

Ex: sooiside

sekshull asshult

se×u#@1 a55au1t

r@pe

The group was accused of se×u#@1 a55au1t so some wordwarping was done so the story wouldn't be found and deleted by spiders.

wordwarping by The Wendolyne February 25, 2024

wordwanking 

The act of talking to oneself.

I was wordwanking the other day and suddenly realised that I was going crazy.

wordwanking by Spies Gooier January 14, 2008

Wordwashing 

Wordwashing occurs when a negative tone "washes" over to taint the words expressed. This causes the listener to respond defensively, rather than seek understanding. The expressor then responds with frustration at having their feelings and words “washed” away and dismissed. The expresser then accuses the listener of "wordwashing" which only convinces the listener that the expresser has finally lost ability to rationally express, and is impossible to understand.

In a frustrated tone she expressed to her partner, "I feel misunderstood by you!" He translates this as, “You are a frustrating person!” And defensively replies, “I don’t understand you anymore!” She shoots back, “That’s my point, you don't understand me!” He confusingly replies, “You need to calm down!” She explodes, "Stop wordwashing me!" He scoffs back, "That's not even a real word!" Unbridled madness takes her over, "It will be after I submit it to Urban Dictionary!!!”

Wordwashing by The Jo Effect August 17, 2025

Carl-Woodwarding 

Fearing men with foreskins due to their awesomeness.

He's totally Carl-Woodwarding that guy.

Carl-Woodwarding by Qc1 September 7, 2013