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Wordrobe Malfunction
Letting a vulgar, obscene, profane or generally offensive word slip in the presence of one or more easily offended fellows.
Grandma: We are having a luncheon followed bt an intense game of bridge, will you be there?
Grandson: Sorry grammy, my budy Sam just got busted fucking his, ... sorry Grammy.
Grandma: That's ok, you just had a wordrobe malfunction.
Grandson: Sorry grammy, my budy Sam just got busted fucking his, ... sorry Grammy.
Grandma: That's ok, you just had a wordrobe malfunction.
Wordrobe Malfunction by tkast68 December 11, 2011
Narnia Wardrobe
When a girl mysteriously stops putting out, much like the way the wardrobe to Narnia sometimes doesn't allow for penetration into the mysterious land beyond.
Narnia Wardrobe by fornicatia December 9, 2009
wardrobe therapist
an individual who specializes in healing people's wardrobes by surgically removing poor fashion choices and replacing offending items with more flattering/appropriate attire
Look, it's Cher! She desperately needs help. Please call the wardrobe therapist pronto.
After years of flushing money down the toilet at her shrink's office, schlumpy Cathy finally hired a wardrobe therapist. Now she is happily married, has three children, a dog and a cat as well as a six figure income.
After years of flushing money down the toilet at her shrink's office, schlumpy Cathy finally hired a wardrobe therapist. Now she is happily married, has three children, a dog and a cat as well as a six figure income.
wardrobe therapist by ayyfron August 6, 2010
wardrobe malfunction
An accidental or supposedly accidental failure of clothing to cover parts of the body intended to be covered.
Primarily used for referring to the exposure of breasts/areolae, but also acceptable for genitals, buttocks or underwear.
Primarily used for referring to the exposure of breasts/areolae, but also acceptable for genitals, buttocks or underwear.
Her dress caught on the door knob and ripped. The resulting wardrobe malfunction was much to the delight of the guests. I bet she wished she had worn a bra and underwear under her dress.
wardrobe malfunction by Frankie Frog November 19, 2004
Webcam Wardrobe
The clothing you wear during a (usually work-related) webcam meeting. Since only the areas the camera sees is your upper body, many webcam correspondents choose not to bother wearing pants. This can lead to embarrassment if said correspondent stands up or accidentally moves the camera, putting their pantslessness on display.
The big long-distance meeting with the head of the NY branch was going pretty well until I stood up...I hadn't shaved my legs in a month and was wearing my webcam wardrobe, ratty old briefs with multiple stains.
Webcam Wardrobe by hana12343214 December 22, 2010
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