ren's definitions

plopsack

Scrotum: akin to "nutsack"

" Ew- that guy's plopsack be dangling to his knees!"

by Ren May 3, 2004

God

Imaginary figure invented by primitive humans used to explain why natural events like, for exemple, raining happened

I swear to God...

by ren May 1, 2004

bum platter

Placing your bum on someones face.

Often a harmless prank among friends; usually done when the victim is laying down and unknowing. One pulls down his/her pants revealing the bare bum. The individual proceeds to place his/her bum directly on the victim's face.

"Hey, Johnny's sleeping on the couch, I'm gonna give him a bum platter."

by Ren October 24, 2004

Oompa Loompa

1. A native of Loompaland, usually tending towards attributes of small size, an orange commplexion, and green hair; the first recorded information of them comes to us from Roahld Dahl, the author of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
2. Someone who has one, or all, of these attributes; used usually as an insult or in a derogatory manner.

" John's new girlfriend is an Oompa-Loompa."

by Ren May 6, 2004

chickenhead

Someone low on intelligence: stupid. Derived from the book " Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?" by Philip K. Dick

" You are such a chickenhead!"

by Ren May 6, 2004

sloppy jo

a really gross girl who needs to wash her face and hair

sloppy jo is very sloppy and she has craters in her face....my sloppy jo is all sloppy and NO JO!!!!!1

by Ren June 27, 2004

meanwhile, back at the ranch

An analogy for "to continue" or "as I was saying", after an unexpected, odd, or irrelevant interruption, utililizing the crude visual or vebal segues of low-budget movies and television shows in the 60's and 70's;

You are in the middle of a conversational anecdote when someone drops an object that makes a huge racket; " Meanwhile, back at the ranch- Dave said to me etc. etc."

by Ren May 3, 2004