pencil

1. an asian person who acts black in anyway.
2. a writing utensel

1. Jin Da MC
2. sharpen the pencil please, teacher and write me a poem

by Ren July 04, 2004

dunk

1. to dip the ball into the cylinder of a basketball hoop
2. the best shoes ever made by nike

1. SLAAAAAAM DUNK!
2. this pair of nike dunks are my favorite

by ren August 16, 2004

Constipated

Being really, really, really stupid or looking very silly.

Gawd, she's so constipated. Just look at the way she dresses and how she thinks that taxes are a medicine.

by Ren February 04, 2005

snoft

1. v. (snoft, snofted) To gain the upper hand in a way that makes the victim feel foolish.
2. (was snofted, got snofted) To be on the receiving end of a snoft.
2. To dismiss a partner in a way that they cannot see coming; a betrayal.
3. n. The act of gaining the upper hand.

It's starting to look like Bush got snofted in Iraq.

That was a pretty good snoft you pulled on the phone company.

by Ren September 13, 2003

necrofiliac

those who obsess over and/or have sexual interactions with the dead and corpses

ren wasn't aloud to work in the morge after she was discovered as a necrofiliac

by ren February 05, 2005

bum platter

Placing your bum on someones face.

Often a harmless prank among friends; usually done when the victim is laying down and unknowing. One pulls down his/her pants revealing the bare bum. The individual proceeds to place his/her bum directly on the victim's face.

"Hey, Johnny's sleeping on the couch, I'm gonna give him a bum platter."

by Ren October 24, 2004

el oh el

Acronym LOL spelled out; LOL - laughing out loud, lots of laughs, lots of love

that thing is so funny, el oh el!!

by ren May 01, 2004