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wordless 

What most young people's language is. They can't express their feelings in words because they are basically wordless. They only know only a few key words, and specialized grunts such as hamburger, fries, gimme, more, ketchup, dvd, Bud Light, Doritos, Big Mac, awesome, totally, etc. In the near future grunts and lung sounds will replace most all words.
Vrin: How was your date with Sally Sue?
Jadu: She only motioned with her hands and mouth and made grunting noises when we passed McDonalds. She appeared hungry but could only say hamburger over and over. I stopped and fed her 4 quarter pounders, large fries, and a Diet Coke. She was wordless, but appeared content.
Vrin: Did you take her home after that?
Jadu: Yeah. She said I was totally awesome and so was McDonald's Happy Meal. I knew then she was a wordless human bean. (Spelling of bean is correct.)
wordless by jethrojones February 11, 2009
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wordless 

when you simply dont have any words for anything. you are making no effort to reply to someone or you dont want to say anything. if you have no words to decribe something then you are wordless.
person #1: im going into town later but i dont really want to go.

person #2: *wordless*
wordless by the wind is changing September 12, 2005

wordness 

A statement encompassing the feeling of the term word, but with a greater degree of emotion. It is used when the the term word itself feels inadequate.
Person A: Why do Western men find themselves in places like Thai brothels or Parisian S&M clubs? Could it be that the modern, media-saturated society has desensitized us into not getting any enjoyment out of the most common of physical expressions? For those who enjoy delving into masochism, don't you think it signifies a sort of regression back to our primitive nature? If so, don't you think this is just a harbinger of further regressions in our daily lives?

Person B: Wordness.
wordness by dequinix August 2, 2006
Wormless is the word to describe having no worms.
My pet worm, Sally, died today; I am now wormless.
Captain Bubzy, used my pet worm to make a wormlet.
wormless by Captain Bubzy September 14, 2020

WordlessWhisper 

A forum whore at deviantART who likes to think that she totally pwns. She doesn't, but don't burst her bubble and point that out.
OMFG you just pulled a wordlesswhisper.
WordlessWhisper by Bonnie December 5, 2004

Wordness to the Turdness 

Key: "How was that delicious mayonnaise pie last night?"
Peele: "Wordness to the Turdness!"

wordlessly

Silently, without anger or malice
He wordlessly settled into his destiny.
wordlessly by Audit Monkeys May 13, 2005
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Pee Calculus

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