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wootles
wootles by farmboy138 May 1, 2005
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wootlet • Wootle • wooblet • Woodletuft • wooflet • woofletothemia • Woolet • woollet • WOOLLETT-ITIS
Woodletuft
Mostly an expression of sheer and utter immaturity. A way of showing ones affection in an overly obnoxious manner. A pet name of sorts.
I love you woodletuft!
Woodletuft by Panick from myspace March 4, 2007
woollet
Only the whitest last name out there. This name screams white depression. If you have this last name u most likely have some type of dark history and hate people. Female Woollet’s tend to be tougher than male Woollet’s but in the end, they’re both softies. Smoking is their drug and they can’t help but do it. Becoming a woollet would be an honor.
Person 1: Who’s hitting that blunt?
Person 2: Idk man but that’s definitely a Woollet.
Person 1: yea.
Person 2: Idk man but that’s definitely a Woollet.
Person 1: yea.
woollet by Bryan Dooyer October 15, 2019
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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