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Usually used in online chatting or gaming communities, wooblet refers to a wobbly person who oftens falls and makes careless mistakes. Wooblets are normally thought of as being like the small Fischer Price plastic people that do not fall down.
person a: Oops, I forgot my wallet at the checkout!
person b: You stupid wooblet.

person a: My little sister got a new toy for Christmas!
person b: Does it have wooblets?
wooblet by sporkeh November 16, 2006
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to gyrate, spin, or otherwise move around as if intoxicated, usually to the sound of flowing music.
Joel woobled to to the sounds of Final Fantasy 8's Shuffle or Boogie theme.
wooble by Mikau October 25, 2003

Woodletuft 

Mostly an expression of sheer and utter immaturity. A way of showing ones affection in an overly obnoxious manner. A pet name of sorts.
I love you woodletuft!

Wooble Job 

A poorly executed hand job by someone inexperienced, quite intoxicated, and/or half asleep.
It replaces the regular pumping action with semi-random motions that are inconsistent in direction and repartition.
I wasn't expecting a wooble job, but her inexperience showed when she thought it was sexy by pumping my penis around like her first time driving a manual car.
Wooble Job by stripchecker December 31, 2012
A Wobbleton is a word used to describe an individual that has characteristics consistent with being a Wobbleton, that being wobbly behaviour.

This can be a result of substance abuse but in most cases this is a reflection of who the individual is as a person and they never change.

Some wobbly symptoms can be: Lying, being tight with money, being lazy, ruining atmosphere or only thinking about ones self.
This term originated in the English county of "Essex", but can be applied to people worldwide, and if you or someone you know has some of these symptoms, you may just be wobblier than a Jelly!
That Nico is a right Wobbleton

"Wobbly" verb used for describing a Wobbleton:
Michael seems rather Wobbly this evening

"Wobble" shorter abbreviation of Wobbleton:
Egh, that Jason was a right Wobble last night.
Wobbleton by KanveyNipper August 24, 2021
Woobler is a word-variable that can be used in substitute for any word with in a sentence.
I hate that woobler.
That woobler is amazing.
Oh crap that hit my woobler.
Look at that woobler.
Woobler by McLeprechaun May 17, 2007
A Wooble is a synonym to kink knack or small furry animal native to the foothills of the north georgia mts. It normally comes out when there is liqour around. It is a yet to be scientifically discovered.
Carl: "Yo did you guys hear that"
Bo:"Yea, Yea I hear it, what is that?"
Carl:" Run its a Wooble!!!"
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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