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Wooly Booger

A person who is one evolutionary step lower than a redneck. Ex: A redneck throws his used couch in a roadside ditch. A wooly booger comes and picks it up.
Wooly Booger by Chloe North September 28, 2008

Wooly Booger

A hillbilly step-mother's term for a curly overgrown hairy outside of a female's vaginal area.
Whal, you cain't wear that to the pool, everbody's gonna see yer wooly booger from a mile away.
Wooly Booger by SA Step October 20, 2010

Wooly booger

I don’t think Stephen Colbert wears underwear. Every time he stands up I can see his wooly booger.
Wooly booger by Copacabana October 23, 2020

wooly booger

The little balls that form on your sheets and clothes after too much use.
I need new sheets, these old ones have wooly boogers all over them
wooly booger by inahotel March 18, 2010

Intown Wooly-booger 

A young yuppie male who sports a full beard, ungroomed bushy hair, carries a backpack, wears hiking apparel, and many long scarves...even in the summer. You will find this male breed deep in the heart of major cities, drinking starbucks and texting on iphones.
Dude 1: Hey, gimme a dollar so I can give it to that homeless guy....

Dude 2: Screw you, he ain't homeless, he's just an intown wooly-booger wearing LL Bean...
Intown Wooly-booger by DLJackson January 10, 2009

wooly booger

an amalgamation of feces and toilet paper that clings to anal hairs after wiping. . .also know as a 'dingleberry'
I need to wipe better. . .I found five wooly boogers in the shower this morning.
wooly booger by John Schiro December 14, 2008