A person who is one evolutionary step lower than a redneck. Ex: A redneck throws his used couch in a roadside ditch. A wooly booger comes and picks it up.
A young yuppie male who sports a full beard, ungroomed bushy hair, carries a backpack, wears hiking apparel, and many long scarves...even in the summer. You will find this male breed deep in the heart of major cities, drinking starbucks and texting on iphones.
Dude 1: Hey, gimme a dollar so I can give it to that homeless guy....
Dude 2: Screw you, he ain't homeless, he's just an intown wooly-booger wearing LL Bean...
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.