If you have a pet dog (or used to) you will know that woofwoofwack means that your dog has decided to end it's life by getting his body stuck in the spokes of a carwheel. If your dog has made the noise "woofwoofwack" I feel very sorry for you.
Would you like to go playoutside fido? Go on then go and play! ( A few minutes later) WOOFWOOFWACK!! My do has just died said bert with a tear in his eye.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. PenguinBooks,1992. p. 38)