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when someone has wood
it can be large wood
person 1: yo bro check out my woodage
person 2: jheeze you got mad woodage
woodage by ihavewood May 12, 2022
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A word used to express surprise, angst, disappointment, joy, excitement or scandal.

It is very multi-faceted, and if said in the right tone, can be used for any situation.
Pronounced: wuh-bag
Policeman: "sorry ma'am your cat has been runover"
You: "oh woobag!"

or

Girl: "omg i just slept with the hottest guy"
You: "woobag!"

or

Teacher: "Zac Effron will be visiting college tomorrow"
You: "WOOBAG!"
Woobag by lislee lislee November 17, 2009
(noun): any general area of land in which the dimensions are not known. usually used after the word "square".
What's the square woodage of this lot of land back here by the ole creek?
woodage by zwanphony June 28, 2006
A woofbag is an individual who often does unsanitary and woofy things. Such as: putting jelly on grill cheese, has cheese dip dripping from desk, enjoys the smell of their own vomit, announces losing toe nails via facebook and away message. A woofbag can be found doing any of these actions along with other woof like tendencies.
" Whats a woofbag? " - Innocent bystander in saga

" Emily !! " - BOM
Woofbag by A Blackout Menance January 23, 2009
a tricky seducing creature of southampton.

woobags are normally very tall.
they also like to eat cheese and ranch dressing, and they love to run around in circles alot. they're normally always out woobaging at some party. or getting tanked while stumbling down the stairs. often dosent like to shake peoples hands, but likes to hold peoples hands. woobags are always woobaged on friday and tuesday nights.
woobag1: "dude did you see that woobag over there?!"
woobag2: "OMG no where"
woobag1: "HES RIGHT THERE. OH NO."
woobag2: "shit he's woobaging on me!!!!!!!"
woobag1: "oh no lets get out of here you silly woobag.
woobag by chuck woobag December 31, 2009
Someone of East Indian, Shri Lankan, Bangledeshi, Pakistani, etc. descent
woodbug by Digital October 28, 2003