A woofbag is an individual who often does unsanitary and woofy things. Such as: putting jelly on grill cheese, has cheese dip dripping from desk, enjoys the smell of their own vomit, announces losing toe nails viafacebook and away message. A woofbag can be found doing any of these actions along with other woof like tendencies.
woobags are normally very tall.
they also like to eat cheese and ranch dressing, and they love to run around in circles alot. they're normally always out woobaging at some party. or getting tanked while stumbling down the stairs. often dosent like to shake peoples hands, but likes to hold peoples hands. woobags are always woobaged on friday and tuesday nights.
woobag1: "dude did you see that woobag over there?!"
woobag2: "OMG no where"
woobag1: "HES RIGHT THERE. OH NO."
woobag2: "shit he's woobaging on me!!!!!!!"
woobag1: "oh no lets get out of here you silly woobag.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!