A woofbag is an individual who often does unsanitary and woofy things. Such as: putting jelly on grill cheese, has cheese dip dripping from desk, enjoys the smell of their own vomit, announces losing toe nails via facebook and away message. A woofbag can be found doing any of these actions along with other woof like tendencies.
woobags are normally very tall.
they also like to eat cheese and ranch dressing, and they love to run around in circles alot. they're normally always out woobaging at some party. or getting tanked while stumbling down the stairs. often dosent like to shake peoples hands, but likes to hold peoples hands. woobags are always woobaged on friday and tuesday nights.
woobag1: "dude did you see that woobag over there?!"
woobag2: "OMG no where"
woobag1: "HES RIGHT THERE. OH NO."
woobag2: "shit he's woobaging on me!!!!!!!"
woobag1: "oh no lets get out of here you silly woobag.