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A woofbag is an individual who often does unsanitary and woofy things. Such as: putting jelly on grill cheese, has cheese dip dripping from desk, enjoys the smell of their own vomit, announces losing toe nails via facebook and away message. A woofbag can be found doing any of these actions along with other woof like tendencies.
" Whats a woofbag? " - Innocent bystander in saga

" Emily !! " - BOM
Woofbag by A Blackout Menance January 23, 2009
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during anal intercourse your female partner gags herself purposely to constrict her rectum and cause pre-mature ejaculation (thank you miss).
bitch wolfbagged me, and i blasted one up in her.
wolfbag by cattle battle May 5, 2003

wolfbagging 

To have anal sex with a person who, prior to the deed, has swallowed a piece of raw bacon with a length of string attatched to it. One end of the string hangs out of the mouth of the anal recipient and as "the moment" approaches for the anal giver, he yanks the piece of string, causing the other person to vomit up the piece of bacon. During vomiting, the muscles in the anus become tightly clenched, causing an amazing sensation for the anal giver.
We indulged in a spot of wolfbagging, and had a nice bacon sandwich afterwards.
wolfbagging by Sumo March 28, 2004

wolfbaggin 

Origin unknown. Verb. Meaning: the act of taking a lady from behind sexually whilst she is vomitting due to heavy drinking. Alledgedly sexual excitement is heightened due to the pelvic contractions generated by the vomitting action and the helpless state of the drunken willing partner.
The missus was sick as a dog last night and I gave her a good wolfbaggin. Nothing like a good wolfbaggin after a heavy night out.
She was bending over the toilet, throwing up so I lifted her skirt pulled her knickers down and wolfbagged her.
wolfbaggin by Lone wolf April 23, 2005

wolfbagging 

The art of making your lover puke while indulging in a spot of anal sex.
I was seriously hurt while wolfbagging.
wolfbagging by Woody March 9, 2005

wolfbagging 

To stick your fingers down a persons throat whilst also 'fucking' them in the arse, creating a satisfying clench on your cock.
No Mrs. Stone, i'm just not into wolfbagging.
wolfbagging by Cheese Pie April 15, 2003
A word used to express surprise, angst, disappointment, joy, excitement or scandal.

It is very multi-faceted, and if said in the right tone, can be used for any situation.
Pronounced: wuh-bag
Policeman: "sorry ma'am your cat has been runover"
You: "oh woobag!"

or

Girl: "omg i just slept with the hottest guy"
You: "woobag!"

or

Teacher: "Zac Effron will be visiting college tomorrow"
You: "WOOBAG!"
Woobag by lislee lislee November 17, 2009
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