wood locked 

When you get a boner at your desk and cannot get up.

I totally got wood locked after looking at naked pics of your mom.

wood locked by Medfordscum January 31, 2017

how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck looked like you? 

JJ’s insult to Ethan. Basically ridiculing his obesity. Wood chucking is done with the mouth of a woodchuck, hence has a connection to eating

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck looked like you? Quite a lot, apparently

how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck looked like you? by LazyRaisin November 22, 2017

How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck looked like you 

Ok you must have listened to KSI ft. Ricegum's new song before looking this one up. Fair enough !

So this one was directed at 'Ethan', one of the Sidemen members known as "Behzinga" and it's basically KSI asking Ethan how much wood can a woodchuck, CHUCK, if the woodchuck looked like him, which means if the woodchuck was FAT like Ethan.

So basically he's calling Ethan fat... From the start KSI seems to sum up the whole song !

I have a feeling that the 'Yo Mama' channel would like these fat jokes.

JJ : How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck looked like you ?
Ethan : Idk, if you're calling me fat are we counting the fat in your tits ?
Supa Hot Fire and his crew : OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck looked like you by G-F0rc3 August 13, 2017

Woodcocked 

A simple, dumb, unintelligent man, that is clueless to Mostly everything including himself. Nearly killing himself and others on a regular basis and has gotten by in life on sure luck.

I was just woodcocked and cooped at the same time.

Woodcocked by Mr Magoe May 16, 2019

Woodcocked 

Inspired by the movie "Mr. Woodcock", when someone with good intentions is made out to be the "bad guy" by the manipulating villain confused for the victim.

Showing respect for others really pays off ... unless you're woodcocked in return by a guilty party in denial of their own actions.

Woodcocked by The Real Mr. Woodcock April 13, 2008