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wonkus
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A
man
's penis that exceeds
one
's comprehension in both length and girth. Typically pulsating and bursting at the seams due to its inconceivable
size
.
What kinds of things do you do for
fun
?
I am a big
fan
of stroking my wonkus.
You all better
duck
, because I am going to turn around and I don't want to smack you with my wonkus.
wonkus
by
Austness
May 1, 2016
Get the
wonkus
mug.