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wonkus
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A man
's
penis
that exceeds one's comprehension in both length and
girth
. Typically pulsating and bursting at the seams due to its inconceivable size.
What kinds of things do you do for fun?
I am a big fan of stroking my wonkus.
You all
better
duck
, because I am going to turn
around
and I don't want to smack you with my wonkus.
wonkus
by
Austness
May 1, 2016
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