wonkous

to be extremely wonky

She had ridiculously large wonkous feet.

by Deeka Itsy April 22, 2016

Wonkus Bonkus

A word that has basically no meaning at all. It just fits in a lot of situations.

James: I hate this place.
Timmy: I know right this is wonkus bonkus

by jimmy 445 January 11, 2021

caddy wonkus

weird

Windows vista makes my pc go all caddy wonkus.

by groundedfirefly March 8, 2010

wankous

adj. used to describe anything that can be wanked to

Whoa, that chick over there is wankous!

by systemicfailure January 2, 2010

wonkus

A man's penis that exceeds one's comprehension in both length and girth. Typically pulsating and bursting at the seams due to its inconceivable size.

What kinds of things do you do for fun?
I am a big fan of stroking my wonkus.

You all better duck, because I am going to turn around and I don't want to smack you with my wonkus.

by Austness May 1, 2016

wonkout

(noun)

1. a bug in code during development of an application

2. to malfunction or break

3. to not function properly or function imperfectly

There was a wonkout while testing the application where a field would not retain the data.

by Buck the Establishment June 13, 2012

Wonkus

A childish word for a person's head similar to noggin.

Ouch! I conked my wonkus.

by Allen Brokken - Author January 10, 2026