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Wonkavision 

A type of teleportation device used primarily to transmit chocolate bars.
Stop posting all your meals on Facebook. I don't have Wonkavision.
Wonkavision by zac attach August 17, 2013
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wonkavision 

adjective

1. unusually large, over-sized.

We went to the Asian grocery and the vegetables were all wonkavision.
wonkavision by Robert Super Deluxe September 29, 2006

wandavision 

WandaVision is an amazing show that will star Elizabeth Olsen as Scarlet Witch, Paul Bettany as Vision and Teyonah Parris as Monica Rambeau as the older version from Captain Marvel. It will give the most underrated and powerful avenger more screen time and the ship will fly...It will have 6 episodes on the new streaming service Disney+.
Person 1: Hey, have you heard about that Wanda girl who totally beat Thanos ?
Person 2: Oh, yeah - she's getting her own TV show, it's called WandaVision.
wandavision by basiczozo August 23, 2019

wonka vision 

To be hopped up on acid, mushrooms or any hallucinagens.

Charlie & the Chocolate Factory ref : To be electronically "'split up into millions of tiny pieces, go whizzing through the air down to a TV where one is all put together again in the right order, but unfortunately one ends up smaller on the other end, much smaller, just like a television picture.
*jimmy got wonka vision after taking 3 tabs of acid on friday night. he thought he was alice in wonderland until the wee hours of the morning.*
wonka vision by robyn wild August 12, 2005

Wandavision 

Wandavision is a amazing show on Disney plus about Wanda Maximof and Vision. It will make you laugh and it will make you cry.
(Singing) wandavision wa wandavision

Wandavision wa wandavision

Wandavision wa wandavision
Wandavision!

What are you singing

Wandavision! Obviously
Wandavision by Ferbaliciouse March 15, 2021

WandaVision 

To force somebody to be in a TV show or movie without their permission, typically via mind control.
"Wanda Maximov WandaVisioned the town of Westview, New Jersey, to cope with the death of her lover Vision."
WandaVision by MasonLeButton November 29, 2022

spam.com.wandavision 

one of the swaggiest tiktok accounts run by one of the swaggiest aries to ever exist. she posts great edits and great content. she is also one of the best people to talk to and hang out with if you know her irl. i also highly recommend getting married to her (-her wife).
have you heard of spam.com.wandavision?

yeah! i heard she’s really swaggy!
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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