womplain 

A portmanteau of woman and complain. Unlike traditional complaining, when one womplains, the objective is not to state a specific grievance as much as it is to make the listener aware that one is feeling lousy about a situation or generally unsatisfied with the other person. It is not possible to defuse the situation until the speaker has stated everything they believe to be wrong about the topic they are womplaining about.

Common attributes include bringing up the past, accusations of not being understood, and refusal to elaborate when requested. Topics are usually ones which can be - and perhaps have been - discussed during normal conversation, but whose previous outcome was not satisfactory to the womplainer.

Not to be confused with an argument, in which both parties are permitted to state grievances and offer counterarguments.

As soon as I got home last night my wife started womplaining about me getting home late.

Womplainer: You never take me anywhere nice.
Target: I had no idea, you've never said anything.
Womplainer: Don't interrupt! Let me finish womplaining!

womplain by KyleTown May 29, 2018

womplaining 

Not to be confused with Womsplaning or Femsplaning (Which is just Mansplaning from a woman’s perspective)...

Womplaning is when a woman complains online and expects only validation as a response instead of a proposed solution.

If a solution is proposed, it will be responded to with an accusation of Mansplaning, whether or not the responder is a man.

Woman: Do men know how many times we rewrite tweets to make SURE it doesn't look like we're asking for advice?

Responder: Um, are you asking for advice on how to solve that problem?

Woman: No! Not interested in your Mansplaning!

Responder: Then, you want an answer to the question do men know how many times you rewrite tweets to make SURE it doesn't look like you’re asking for advice?

Woman: No asshole, I’m just complaining.

Responder: You mean “Womplaining”.

womplaining by Hang on Sloopy November 6, 2017

wombplaining 

The polar opposite of mansplaining.

Wombplaining occurs when presented with empirical evidence a woman will use such words as yeah i know but i feel...

Female panelists: "I FEEL...."

Male panelist: "I understand, but I have EVIDENCE...."
Female panelist: "Yeah, but I FEEL...."
Male panelist: "The FACTS will show...."
Female panelist: "I don't care about your facts because I FEEL
Female panelist: Stop mansplaining!!!
Male panelist: Stop Wombplaining!!!

wombplaining by Atsugai August 28, 2017

Wompling 

The art of avoiding answering the question by spewing large amounts of verbal diarrhea

I see the Liberal member of parliament is 'wompling' on, in an effort to deflect from the obvious corruption engulfing his colleague.

Wompling by 1percentburn October 12, 2020

womsplaining

Same as femsplaining and usually used after a feminazi uses mansplaining as an insult.

feminazi: "Don't be mansplaining to me."
Man: "Then don't be womsplaining to me."

womsplaining by Lumlotus December 6, 2016

womsplaining

when a woman explains something to a man

if a woman explains something to a man it is called womsplaining. equally irritating as manexplaining.

womsplaining by VintageAlbino June 1, 2018

Womplaining 

A complaint or argument from a woman, typically to a man, in an incessant or rude manner. Stemming from a prejudice against men or a desire to cause drama.

Katherine began womplaining that Dave didn't spend enough time with her, despite living together and just returning from a week long vacation to Jamaica.

When accused of mansplaining, he accused her of making a womplaint.

Womplaining by Lando Calrizzy June 13, 2022