womanatee

Any woman big enough to be compared to a sea cow, applies especially if she's prone to water.

My god, Stewart! Look at the escaped womanatee, she's eating the entire buffet!

by grue June 6, 2005

Womanterrupting

When a woman rudely interrupts a man while he is making an important point during a meeting

Amy and Andrea were caught rudely womanterrupting Dan during the sales pitch yesterday

by Snyder626 June 22, 2017

womanager

A manager of a store or company who also happens to be female.

My boss, Melissa, is the manager; I guess that makes her the womanager! Is your boss a womanager, too, or just a manager?

by Joel Bauza June 14, 2007

Womanzee

A woman who is chimp-like in her looks and or behaviors.

Hirsutism (excessive hairiness) caused her to look like a womanzee.

Guests at the restaurant muttered "Womanzee" as the woman threw her own fecal matter across the room.

Jwoww and Sammi from the Jersey Shore fought like womanzees.

by Mia R. Peh October 14, 2010

Womanizee

A woman whom is being womanized

Jeff is a womanizer. Jeff is womanizing Michelle. Michelle is a womanizee.

by Humvee243 December 21, 2008

womanage

Womanage: Verb. When a wife overly manages her husband. When a woman consistently seeks to dictate what her boyfriend/husband needs to do on a day to day or minute to minute basis. While the word itself is not a pejorative, it can also be used as such. Synonym: to nag.

Noun: womanager, womanagement

Don't you think you've womanaged me enough for the time being! Quit womaniging me. Although a little bit of womanaging goes a long way, too much womanaging results in a grumpy husband. She's a real womanager.

by Sunset Avenue Comayor December 26, 2018

Womanterpret

The female equivalent of mansplaining.

When a woman selectively takes a statement from a man, twists it to something that wasn't said, and then slings it back at the man in an accusatory or confrontational manner.

In other words, hearing only what she wants to hear or seeing only what she wants to see, creating a new narrative based on that selective hearing/sight, and then arguing against that self-created narrative.

"I said that I forgot to pick up the milk when I went grocery shopping, and she womanterpreted it to mean that I didn't care enough about her feelings to listen to what she says."

"I said 'can you pass the stapler' to Becca and she womanterpreted it to mean that I was oppressing her with my hyper-masculinity by treating her as less than human and expecting her to do my bidding."

by Timey-wimey stuff January 10, 2017