Definitions by grue

womanatee 

Any woman big enough to be compared to a sea cow, applies especially if she's prone to water.

My god, Stewart! Look at the escaped womanatee, she's eating the entire buffet!

womanatee by grue June 6, 2005

nelluking

To bar hop or to booze till the early hours of the morning. Every night including weekdays.

Cullen was out nelluking until it was time to go to work the next day.

nelluking by Grue May 13, 2005

fat pill 

(noun) A doughnut or other small sweet pastry.

If you keep scarfing down those fat pills your ass is gonna be as big as a fucking house!

fat pill by Grue January 18, 2004

snot fairy

N Mythical creature that visits you in the night and gives you a cold. You wake up in the morning unpleasantly surprised.

Yo man, I can't come in to work today.. got a visit from the snot fairy last night.

snot fairy by Grue December 30, 2003

ass mechanic 

(N) A proctologist; a doctor that specializes in disorders of the anus, rectum, male prostate gland and lower gastrointestinal tract.

When the ass mechanic stuck his finger in Bob's poop chute, he moaned another doctor's name. He's been regretting it ever since!

ass mechanic by Grue December 30, 2003

crapsplatter 

The nasty residue left on the underside of the toilet seat after an extremely forceful and/or large bowel movement.

I shouldn't have eaten that burrito yesterday. I left a nasty crapsplatter.

crapsplatter by Grue December 14, 2003

fart smucker 

A spoonerism of "smart fucker", a humorous and frequently derogatory term used to describe someone who demonstrates intelligence (or a reasonable facsimile) in a conversation. Can be applied to males or females. First heard in the early 1990s. Identical to fart smeller

In conversation, it is sometimes followed by the correct pronunciation for humorous effect.

Hey, you fixed that real quick-like! You must be a fart smucker!

fart smucker by Grue December 14, 2003