grue's definitions

fart smucker

A spoonerism of "smart fucker", a humorous and frequently derogatory term used to describe someone who demonstrates intelligence (or a reasonable facsimile) in a conversation. Can be applied to males or females. First heard in the early 1990s. Identical to fart smeller

In conversation, it is sometimes followed by the correct pronunciation for humorous effect.

Hey, you fixed that real quick-like! You must be a fart smucker!

by Grue December 14, 2003

womanatee

Any woman big enough to be compared to a sea cow, applies especially if she's prone to water.

My god, Stewart! Look at the escaped womanatee, she's eating the entire buffet!

by grue June 6, 2005

ditch licker

(noun) Male or female who performs the act of cunnilingus. Sometimes used as a derogatory term for lesbians.

If it smells good, EAT IT!

Her pussy was so beautiful it made me proud to be a skilled ditch licker.

by Grue December 14, 2003

crapsplatter

The nasty residue left on the underside of the toilet seat after an extremely forceful and/or large bowel movement.

I shouldn't have eaten that burrito yesterday. I left a nasty crapsplatter.

by Grue December 14, 2003

fat pill

(noun) A doughnut or other small sweet pastry.

If you keep scarfing down those fat pills your ass is gonna be as big as a fucking house!

by Grue January 18, 2004

fart smeller

A spoonerism of "smart feller", a humorous and frequently derogatory term used to describe someone who demonstrates intelligence (or a reasonable facsimile) in a conversation. Can be applied to males or females. First heard in the early 1990s. Identical to fart smucker

In conversation, it is sometimes followed by the correct pronunciation for humorous effect.

So THAT's how calculus works. You sure are a fart smeller. I mean smart feller.

by Grue December 14, 2003

fecal roster

Somewhat polite term for shit list

That mofo just moved to the top of my fecal roster

by Grue December 14, 2003