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Wokked
Person 1: Lets go get some dinner with the bois, ask Vishnu to come too.
Person 2: Nah, i think he's with the missus tonight.
Person 1: Fucken wokked bro.
Person 2: Nah, i think he's with the missus tonight.
Person 1: Fucken wokked bro.
Wokked by captkooked May 31, 2018
Wokked
An extreme version of being whipped, but applying specifically to your asian mates. Instead of getting hit by a whip, they're getting hit by a Wok.
Person 1: Oi lets go out with the bois tonight ay, bring Maurice
Person 2: Yeah sick lets go, but i dont think he can come ay, he's with the missus.
Person 1: Fuck are you serious, what a wokked cunt.
Person 2: Oath ay
Person 2: Yeah sick lets go, but i dont think he can come ay, he's with the missus.
Person 1: Fuck are you serious, what a wokked cunt.
Person 2: Oath ay
Wokked by captkooked May 31, 2018
Wokedavism
A type of activism where you don’t do anything but tell other people how they should do something. Primarily with Intent the to look “woke” or virtue signal
My Instagram feed is rife with Wokedavism trends, I wish some of these people would stop virtue signaling and take action if these issues are really important to them.
Wokedavism by Halfapple July 28, 2020
Worked Up
Excessively affected by emotion
Anticipating the outcome to bring release of built up simmering juicy and deliciously stirring emotions;
Waiting with excitement and Breathlessly Out of sorts;
Anxious and anticipatory for an outcome or answer.
Anticipating the outcome to bring release of built up simmering juicy and deliciously stirring emotions;
Waiting with excitement and Breathlessly Out of sorts;
Anxious and anticipatory for an outcome or answer.
"Justin was so worked up over his sisters friend he would feel sweaty and excited for her return"
"Gabe was all worked up in anticipation for the expected date with the model"
"Every night before bed he would get worked up over the blonde girls picture"
Waiting to see if she was picked to dance for the next song, Mellissa would get worked up before it even started.
Source: JLynnW, Seattle
"Gabe was all worked up in anticipation for the expected date with the model"
"Every night before bed he would get worked up over the blonde girls picture"
Waiting to see if she was picked to dance for the next song, Mellissa would get worked up before it even started.
Source: JLynnW, Seattle
worked
WIKKED
1.A LEACH THAT PREYS ON WEAK NEEDY MALES THAT HAVE ZERO BACKBONE OR FUTURE
2.A DRUG ADDICT SLUT THAT MOOCHES CASH FROM LONELY MEN IN CHAT ROOMS
3.A DEVOTED ALCOHOLIC THAT WAKES UP PISSING THE BED AND LAYING IN OWN VOMIT
2.A DRUG ADDICT SLUT THAT MOOCHES CASH FROM LONELY MEN IN CHAT ROOMS
3.A DEVOTED ALCOHOLIC THAT WAKES UP PISSING THE BED AND LAYING IN OWN VOMIT
HOLY SHIT MAN ,, I SAW A WIKKED ,, GOOD GOD ,, WHAT A MESS PHEWYYYY
I WAS IN A STRIP JOINT ,, THERE WAS A WIKKED,, WOULD HAVE SMELLED BETTER IF I BARFFED ON HER SNATCH
I WAS IN A STRIP JOINT ,, THERE WAS A WIKKED,, WOULD HAVE SMELLED BETTER IF I BARFFED ON HER SNATCH
WIKKED by DpcxMrPerfect October 17, 2012
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.