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Snarfle the Wok Wok

When a dog loudly licks his weiner to the point of drowning out the rest of the room with his slurps and slaps.
I can't hear the TV! The damn dog won't stop Snarfling the Wok Wok!

All he does is sit and Snarfle the Wok Wok since the accident.
Snarfle the Wok Wok by The Stoop Boys September 25, 2019
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Dwayne the Wok Johnson (also known short as The Wok)
Is the arch-enemy of Zhong Xina

for as long ago,

The Wok is leading the social credit leaderboards for more than a hundred years now
but then suddenly from the darkness... The legendary Zhong Xina with his bing chilling has been summoned!
They had fought for ages for the first place of the social credit leaderboards
but alas... the fight has ended and Zhong Xina has won!!!
but all was lost for the Wok who is still holding a grudge since the fight.
The Wok is planning for revenge for Zhong Xina

to be continued...
The Wok by woolf🦊 December 13, 2021
Promethazine Hydrochloride and codeine phosphate syrup specifically made by Wockhardt pharma company. Closest thing to Hitech, a praised but discontinued brand of this cough syrup, mixed with flavored soda to make a tasty, syrupy, relaxing beverage.
Sippin on wok with the glock on the block
Wok by Pataganja April 6, 2017

wok fuck boy 

Someone who uses multiple woks, mainly called wok fuck boy by Uncle Roger.
"Gordon Ramsay is fuck boy for wok. he is wok fuck boy."
wok fuck boy by UwUI'mAPedophile January 4, 2021

Dwayne The Wok Johnson 

John Xinas biggest enemy.
Both want to have the highest social credit score.
Supreme Leader: Xi Jinping the Pooh
Dwayne The Wok Johnson: “Nothing happened on June 5th 1989 in Tiananmen Square.”

shitty wok 

proper spelling of city wok from south park, run by the pugnatious owner, and only chinamen in south park
herro wercome to shitty wok, herpa taka orda prease

oh yeah can i get the ummmm... the ummmmm...

you want a da shitty chicken, da shitty beef, shitty shrimp, how about da shitty pork, very good.
shitty wok by teabagger shitness January 16, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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