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"There's a wocket in my pocket!"
wocket by gbread1012 November 16, 2003
Combination of the words, Wonkie (Disturbingly odd. Creepy. Unsettling) and Rickety (Low Quality. Poorly Made. Not Attractive). Often used to describe abnormal facial features, cheap merchandise, and stomach problems.
When your contract is up, you need to upgrade your wonkety phone.

Sloth's whole face is totally wonkety, but he is still awesome! Sloth love Chunk.

My stomach feels all wonkety after that #10 Thai food dish.
Wonkety by Booboo Cookie February 3, 2010
a cute girl who's small enough to fit in your pocket
jake: that girl is so small and cute
nick: damn wocket get in my pocket
aubrey: yessir
Wocket by ally23SCS March 22, 2009

Wickety-Whack 

The new and improved way of saying "cool". If someone calls you this, it means you're on the right track in life. You're the new "It" girl/boy who everybody aspires to be. (This adjective is not limited to describing people)
Did you see the Gucci that Jimmy was wearing today? He is SO wickety-whack.

wocket in my pocket 

Wockey means a white individual that plays hockey and are usually made fun of because they think they are top shit.
That’s boy is a fucking wockey boy. What a loser.
Wockey by T-MOE123 April 30, 2019