wocket

a small creature created by Dr. Seuss

"There's a wocket in my pocket!"

by gbread1012 November 16, 2003

Wocket

a cute girl who's small enough to fit in your pocket

jake: that girl is so small and cute
nick: damn wocket get in my pocket
aubrey: yessir

by ally23SCS March 22, 2009

Wocket

Pistol or also known as glock

There's a wocket in my pocket.

by Iffy uh stiffy uh November 25, 2018

Wocket

A little kid that needs to use the urban dictionary or ask an adult what a word means every other day.

Random person: Yea I know, school is harsh.
Wocket: What does harsh mean?
Random person: Oh forget it.

by sjdjaiwmd July 22, 2021

wocket in my pocket

A boner.

Man: Bitch i have a wocket in my pocket

by ChezzBurgerz May 30, 2016

pocket wocket

when yo place your penis in your friends pocket without them knowing

Susie didn't realise i had pocket wocketed untill she went to grab her phone

by StevenSevenArms November 23, 2016

woketard

Somebody so woke they can't think straight.

After years at Oberlin College, and a quarter of a million dollars of student loan debt, Sandy had become such a woketard that she would insist that biological males can have abortions while claiming that requests to describe the operating procedure was hate speech that should be punished with violence and the loss of one's job.

"This medical doctor says men can't have abortions. Can we get some muscle over here?" screeched the purple-haired woketard through her septum nose ring.

by AmosDW July 25, 2019