A hideous gangly creature, usually depicted as an emaciated humanoid covered in stripes of assorted colors. It is outfitted with earhorns and a caudal appendage, crooked in posture and personality, hell-
bent on being the most kickass piece of tail to
hit this side of the
broad red barn. Also used to describe person(s) with similar traits, or aspects of 'Woogality/Wooglism'
"
Gosh dayum, that's some hot Woogle,
johnny."
"The sheer Woogle of it all, it sears my retinas! Shield me with your transforming cyborg pecs, David Hasselhoff!"