A hideous gangly creature, usually depicted as an emaciated humanoid covered in stripes of assorted colors. It is
outfitted with earhorns and a caudal appendage, crooked in posture and
personality, hell-bent on being the most kickass
piece of tail to hit this side of the broad red barn. Also used to describe person(s) with similar traits, or aspects of 'Woogality/Wooglism'
"Gosh dayum, that's some hot Woogle,
johnny."
"The sheer Woogle of it all, it sears my retinas! Shield me with your transforming
cyborg pecs,
David Hasselhoff!"