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wizzy jizz 

the first piss a man takes after ejaculation. the beginning of the piss will have some of the ejaculation in it before the actual urine comes out
he took a wizzy jizz after blowing a load on his girlfriends back while sleeping
wizzy jizz by tbar May 20, 2008
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wizzy jizz 

the first piss a man takes after ejaculation. the beginning of the piss will have some of the ejaculation in it before the actual urine comes out
he took a wizzy jizz after blowing a load on his girlfriends back while sleeping
wizzy jizz by tbar May 19, 2008

wizzy jizz 

the first piss taken after having ejaculated. this will result in some of your ejaculation coming out first before the actual urine comes out
John took a wizzy jizz after he had ejaculated on his girlfriend's face
wizzy jizz by T-Bar May 18, 2008

jizz wizz 

1. the causative effect of urinatingdirectly after orgasm.

2. the causative effect of urinating during orgasm

3. matrimony of urine and sperm
"Did you just jizz wizz in my roast beef??"
jizz wizz by Candy Muffinbaker October 14, 2006

Jizz wizz 

When someone has a particularly pleasurable masturbation experience
“You were in there a long time
“I was busy with a jizz wizz
Jizz wizz by Princessdonkey February 16, 2020

Jizz Wizz 

When a male or female urinates after sex. Males will often notice a minuscule amount of sperm at the beginning of urination. Women will note a lot if on birth control or trying to conceive.
Dude, me and my gf had to Jizz Wizz last night. I hit it so good and she's on birth control so I just let it go, know what I mean? I jizz wizzed and she pretty much just pissed out my jizz, what a night I tell ya.
Jizz Wizz by The JJACKS! January 26, 2011

Jizzy Wizzy 

‘noun’ When the Male Sex Organ exhibits a double event during REM sleep. The penis ejaculates sperm while also excreting urine. ‘Jizzy’ referring to ejaculation and ‘Wizzy’ referring to urination.
Charlie: Man last night was mad, I had a jizzy wizzy while dreaming about having sex with a dead horse while also needing a piss.
Jizzy Wizzy by JizzoWizzo April 19, 2020
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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