A special blend of the cannabis plant, the two strands used to make Wizzard are Creeper mids, and Fire mids. The creeper and fire strand is indigenous to the Pittsburgh suburbs. Wizzard was crafted by a young botanist who is also working on a special blend that will remain unnamed. Yo itz dat Wizzard.

A deranged, poorly-planned attempt to seize power; particularly if an election does not turn out in your favor.

An individual who urinates themself while they sleep after experiencing an extended evening of consuming alcohol.

adjective, synonymous with brilliant or excellent. Somewhat archaic,stereotypically used by bespectacled nerdy english teenagers in the 1970's and 80's.

A slightly more not shit version of an indie. A Wizzard tends to wear more alternative clothing such as towel shirts and $4 new shoes. The female version of a Wizzard is known as a Pirate. Angry Wizzards have been known to be called Rhyno's and proffesional Wizzards are known as Jedi.

one outstanding man