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winky donk

The transgendered telly tubby "girlfriend" of tinky winky was murdered by "po" in 1998 and was replaced by lala in 2001. Winky Donk is buried in an unmarked grave near arlington national cemetary. some say "her" ghost haunts telly land.
"winky donk?.... is that...winky donk? HOLY SHIT RUN RUN RUN!!!"
by Joaaan March 21, 2007
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A person who is being silly/stupid.
You’re such a wonky donk, Rodney!
by charles.t March 17, 2023
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When an erection or semi-erection is pointing to the left or right, and is visible through clothing.
I went round to see him the other day, but didn't realize he had company....he answered the door with a wonky donkey
by crude but true September 20, 2010
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Wonky Donkey is a sexual position. (You must be listening to country music the entire time) A person needs to be on 3 legs, with one eye closed, and then fart on their partner who is behind them. Then after the fart the person behind you must ejaculate on back of the person on the floor.
He was a Spunky hanky panky cranky stinky Dinky lanky honky tonky winky wonky donkey
by EhHehHehHeh July 1, 2021
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The act of having anal sex with a woman as she bends over to give another man a blow-job. As this happens, the men arm wrestle on her back. Once their arm wrestle has reached completion, the paired fists knock out the woman (see Donkey Punch).
Lets wonky donkey Rackle. But Im so gonna win the arm wrestle.
by hellequin23 November 12, 2009
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That guy who gets the gang to stop playing CoD and to start playing fortnite.
by LivinLegend55 June 26, 2020
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The definition of "Wonky Donky" is the type of person who would donk their heads on walls; the clumsy type. They tend to wink to others, and in that that short timespan of blindness caused by winking, they donk their head on walls.
that wonky donky fell on my birthday cake. i think we need an ambulance, he's bleeding.
by THE_ULTIMATEANT February 6, 2024
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