A hipster wingman. When you are meeting a couple of girls and and one of them has a hipster friend and so you need hipster friend to keep her occupied so you can talk to the other one.
Clement (in a French accent) " I made plans to meet this girl who I met on Bumble and her friend at this new bar in Williamsburg. Alex, come with me, her friend is a hipster who I can't seem to carry on a normal conversation with. Keep her busy so I am can talk with the bumble girl"
Alex "Sure, I'll be your wingster, let me just grab my beard oil and glasses"
Clem "Oui, sounds good."
Alex "One question, does she have a photo of her wearing cat ears?"
Clem "Oui, just one."
Alex "I'm in!"
Alex "Sure, I'll be your wingster, let me just grab my beard oil and glasses"
Clem "Oui, sounds good."
Alex "One question, does she have a photo of her wearing cat ears?"
Clem "Oui, just one."
Alex "I'm in!"
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