Wingstrument

An instrument played (or sometimes just worn) by someone purely to get them together with attractive people they otherwise wouldn't even dare approach. Guitar and saxophone are the best examples of wingstruments. Sometimes it's just a confidence thing, sometimes they're just douches.

Ya know, I never learnt more than three simple chords on this thing, but softly strumming it by a campfire not only gets me into the after-party, but will probably get me laid there, too. She's a hell of a wingstrument. Best twenty I ever spent.

Wingstrument by Profiley mcprofileface September 22, 2020

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wingstrument

A musical instrument which is mostly used as an accessory to get with attractive or popular people. Often a wingstrument is not so much played as worn. Obviously the accoustic guitar is the most popular wingstrument, but anything can work in the right situation.

Well I never learnt more than three chords, but playing them quietly near a bonfire will get me into the after-party and definitely get me laid. Best 20 I ever spent. Hell of a wingstrument and I don't even know how to tune the dang thing...

wingstrument by Profiley mcprofileface September 25, 2020

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